It’s been a while…
And I’m so sorry that I was not worthy enough to serve you, Oh Great Unicornz.
I will always try harder for you, even though I know deep in my heart I will never be flawless as you.
BECAUSE UNICORNZ ARE FUCKING FLAWLESS. FLAW. LESS. NO FLAWS.
Suck it up. They’re real and they’re coming.
Posted on Tuesday July 12th
About me
The belief in Rainbow Unicorns, or just Unicorns in general, is becoming smaller and smaller. My job is to prove to the world that Unicorns Are Real! You just have to believe! They're all around.
